tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6737851275453020904.post4641513685082242908..comments2024-03-08T14:27:48.599-08:00Comments on albertnet: MotelDana Alberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13488621586586091954noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6737851275453020904.post-24014549886449997242010-05-05T13:02:58.221-07:002010-05-05T13:02:58.221-07:00Dana, if you don't feed them Fruit Loops© now,...Dana, if you don't feed them Fruit Loops© now, they'll hate you for it later [and turn into obese refined food connoisseurs]. At least, that's what Doc Short says. <br /><br />I'm sure your teacher put you in the corner because she was afraid you'd eat the entire project. Or perhaps she didn't see Fruit Loops® as food, either. Mom always starved us of the delicacies of the beautiful people, like sugar cereal and pop, and it backfired on Geoff and me. Geoff was known all through elementary school as the kid who ate glue, because he did in first grade, and he and I were the twins who ate glue. I would usually try to convince the accuser that it was only Geoff who ate the glue, though my guilty conscience wouldn't let me try too hard, because I'm sure I at least tasted it myself. But Geoff just didn't care that the other kids made fun when he ate the glue, he ate it anyway because it was so darned good. Hmm, come to think of it, your teacher probably heard about your brothers who ate glue as part of the Teachers Longue lore, and didn't want her name to go down in infamy when you ate the whole science project. <br /><br />In fourth or fifth grade, I guess, Mom gave us Coco© Cola® flavored Chapstick®©(TM). It was so delicious I ate the whole thing while sitting in the library, in one sitting, and it made me sick. I'm sure Geoff probably ate his, too.Bryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06470419755805088234noreply@blogger.com