tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6737851275453020904.post5062716306059516804..comments2024-03-08T14:27:48.599-08:00Comments on albertnet: FortyDana Alberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13488621586586091954noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6737851275453020904.post-57434951142324337412009-07-23T09:52:09.219-07:002009-07-23T09:52:09.219-07:00You guys are cracking me up, which is deepening my...You guys are cracking me up, which is deepening my crow's feet! It's all good, though ... I'll need some laughs as I head toward the ReNew Life years!Dana Alberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13488621586586091954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6737851275453020904.post-49772729172082002712009-07-22T13:15:21.683-07:002009-07-22T13:15:21.683-07:00Dana, thanks for the excellent essay. Ah, to be yo...Dana, thanks for the excellent essay. Ah, to be young again, only forty... As I'm getting beat up by the young guys on the bike, and they're not even trying, I'm wishing that I hadn't squandered my youth so badly. If I had been as dedicated at forty as you are, maybe I wouldn't be the obese, rickety, bag of problems I am today. I've got a laundry list of issues to take up with my doctor, except that I can't even remember his name. Is it Small or Smart? And I've got a hernia, I'm sure of it, maybe two, and my achilles tendon burns and is probably going to explode, and I can't spell, and I can't hear my kids mumble anymore, and I'm tired all the time, and isn't he supposed to be probing my colon by now? Oh, and I need to get my prescription strengthened, no doubt, and I'll probably even need bifocals. And I complain all the time, especially about being old! <br /><br />Anyway, I felt like crying when Lance said in an interview, "I just can's accelerate like these young guys can." Boy can I relate, except that he said that after bridging and riding away from plenty of really tough young guys, and I have a hard time getting out of my chair. <br /><br />So I guess we just keep fighting, together, shoulder to shoulder, so long as I can still remember who you are.Bryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06470419755805088234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6737851275453020904.post-69721227009136463392009-07-21T02:16:46.186-07:002009-07-21T02:16:46.186-07:00Happy birthday mate,
My tip is to buy a house up t...Happy birthday mate,<br />My tip is to buy a house up the hill from a retirement home, then when the time comes you can easily roll down the hill in yout trusty wheelchair!<br />Sigh! <br />My 40th is in October.<br />But when will the mid-life crisis hit me?jamanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07989168182385675199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6737851275453020904.post-80105583984835573812009-07-20T21:42:45.538-07:002009-07-20T21:42:45.538-07:00Speaking of the anatomically correct position for ...Speaking of the anatomically correct position for healthy elimination, ReNew Life—makers of the Life STEP—claim:<br /><br />"Modern toilets do not position the body in a natural squat for proper elimination. In a squatting position, the abdominal wall and the bowels are fully supported for more complete elimination."<br /><br />They are quick to point out however that, "This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA."<br /><br />http://www.renewlife.com/products/lifestep.aspxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com