Introduction My older daughter, a high school junior, wants a car when she goes off to college. This is comical for two reasons: 1) sh...

Introduction Please don’t read this aloud to a small child. And now that you’ve stopped reading aloud, I can tell you why: I don’t w...

Introduction In this follow-up to my last South Beach[-ish] post , I offer reports from the trenches (my brother’s and mine); some a...

Introduction This isn’t actually a post for morons. I thought the title would be funny, and “[Learnable Skill] for Dummies” is copyr...

Introduction It’s a slow news day at albertnet so here’s another poem from my archives, complete with all-new footnotes. This one go...